Ahnold New!
First in our penii-of-the-candidates series. Next: Arianna Huffington

Finger Head New!
This seems to make everyone uncomfortable

Bumfights: our long awaited review New!
Erstwhile fisticuffs in public places

Uday and Qusay post-mortem UPDATED New!
Careers of your favorite bad boys have been truncated

Uday Hussein Bio New!
Woodchippered corpses make good fish food

On the rocks New!
Hazards of the international drug trade

Crossdressphyxia New!
James Bond, high heels, airplane glue, and a plastic bag

Man's best meal New!
If strung up like a duck, might not be a duck

A fond look back at SARS
New plagues upon humanity eagerly await

The return of boners.com!
Still at the lowest common denominator

Goatsucking
It's not what it looks like we swear

Weightlifter
College sporting event blowout

Philippine Morgue New!
Death in 1920's Manila

Chopper
Decapitation done by helicopter

Hooker in the Morgue
Early point-click interface

Simmer
Boiled broth of a man

Fuck of the Month Club
A new Fuck for the month of June

Dismember
A woman reduced to component parts

Pumpkin
Annual Halloween exhibit

Signal Corps
Injury in pursuit of communications

Suzuki
Puddle 1, Woman 0

Stained Glass
Glory to God in the high

The Gaping Maw
Killing Chompy

Meat Grinder Accident
Boy's hand caught in a meat grinder

Blonde
Early stages of decomposition

Family Matters
Brutal axe murderin' between kin

Mortician
Demonstrating the value of embalming

Attempted Suicide
A rather graphic anonymous submission

Extreme lipectomy
A morbidly obese man under the knife

Soccer Whizz
Can we have some dignity please

Customs
Trouble near the Mexican border

Criminal Mind
Early attempt to see what makes a criminal tick

Jenin
Was there or wasn't there a massacre?

The Bowhunter
Hunting trip gone awry

Elephantiasis by Stillfried
Balls out, the best such portrait

Helicopter
A very severe head trauma

Nobody saw him for a week
Summertime bloat

Potatoes and Jelly
Embarrassment at the emergency room

Bus
From a journalist in Colombia

Grue
New set of autopsy photos

Snap
Do not try this at home

Chechnya operation
Spectacular obliteration

Blasphemy
Chantilla the Nun

Lenny Bruce
Addition to the Celebrity Morgue

Alan Jones
Candidate has the subliminal vote sewn up.

Patho38
A murdered child sleeps

Head
A nasty start to the new year

What manner of...?
Some practices are best left misunderstood

EMT Train Photo
A man played chicken with a train and lost

Styrofoam Balls
Now if they would only eat their broccolli

Sand Jockeying
The Mother of All Sand Castles

Five Footer
A magnificent five foot long fecal impaction

John Fu
With friends like these!

Gran Canarias
Jingle jangle joystick

Shotgun suicide
Man takes his life inside his car

Mind the Gap
Oopsie at the train station

Dog Knowledge
An extremely distressing snapshot

French Algeria
Traditional dick-in-mouth atrocities

Evidence
Probably shouldn't have this

Cannibalisme
Quite an amazing photograph

All The King's Horses
Motorcycle accident

Worm
The best part of waking up...

Teratoma
Are you the 1 out of 35,000?

Train
Collision with the railroad

Japanese Sex Catalog
The key to the Sex Question!

Anthrax Baby
The seven month old infant that has anthrax

Donutland
Holy shit this really happens

Accident M
Motor vehicle mangling

Fakir
Hindu ascetic or Taliban missile?

Big Cadaver
Fat and on the slab

War Tattoo
A viewer sent us his tattoo

Goiter
Better take your iodine

Charman
Sent in by a viewer. Man? Woman? Whatever

Kashmir
Paradise upset by misplaced Jihad

Sympathy
How far will a beggar go to get your charity?

Anime mit Iodine
More alarming nonvegetarian anime from Japan

The Eye Gouge
Modern team sports under gladiatorial rules

Naked
5000 Naked People Can't All Be Wrong